Stuffed BAMF

[Blueflame]

y'know what might work Blueelf? If we get the smurfs so drunk on marinade they pass out we can then just drizzle that sause on 'em. Perhaps lightly sautee them. I think it would taste good...

Or maybe we could toss them into a ceasar salad for the first corse and then have the main corse of roast bamf?

[Breakfast of Mutants]

Dear consumer,

As you all know, there has been an outbreak of foot and mouth disease among bamfs in certain countries. Though fatile to bamfs, contrary to popular belief, it is not to humans. However, scientists have noted some strange reactions in people from eating tainted bamf. Extra vertibrae and the growth of blue fur-like hair has been noted in most cases, along with behavioral disorders, such as fixations on uninterested teenagers. The most severe cases can result in excessive religious fervor and halitosis.

Foot and mouth disease among bamfs should not be confused with mad-smurf disease. Mad-smurf disease is spread by feeding smurfs haggis, with contains smurf meat. It spreads a virus that does not harm the smurf, but is disasterous to any human being who eats that smurf. Ingesting infected smurf will result in a loss of stature, a pale blue coloring in the skin, and worse of all, such extensive neural damage that the unfortunate victim becomes a complete imbecile.

So if you want to be safe, stick to beef! Heck the worst that can happen is that your brain'l melt.

*paid advertisement from the beef lobby

[MoonbeamDancer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlueElfEars:
I go for smoked BAMF fillets myself. You can't forget to hit it with a little Essence of Elf (for you Food Network fans!)
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BAM! KICK IT UP A NOTCH!!

[Knight_Crawler]

Breakfast of Mutants, whoever you are, you just made my day! Hell, you made my week, possibly my entire month!!

YOU ROCK!

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My get up and go musta got up and went.

[BlueElfEars]

*gag* I was gonna eat lunch, but Spatch- you comment just threw me off my appetite!

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Essence of Elf: "BAMF- Kick it up a notch!"

[Spatula Gal]

You mean that guy was joking? *whew* He scared me! I was trying to smell my own breath...

Anyway, got some chicken-fried bamf with grits here, get it while its hot!

[BAMF!]

* Despite the almost painful tingling of his 'Spider-Sense', BAMF! nervously pokes his head back into this thread..*

!!!!!!!


* Runs away hysterically screaming like a school girl *

EEEeeeEEeeEeeeEEeeeeEEeee!!!


BAMF!

[Spatula Gal]

Oh dear, it looks like our very own BAMF! has foot and mouth disease. Who want's to take him to the vet?

[Fasheem]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Breakfast of Mutants:
Extra vertibrae and the growth of blue fur-like hair has been noted in most cases, along with behavioral disorders, such as fixations on uninterested teenagers. The most severe cases can result in excessive religious fervor and halitosis.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But what's this about fixations on uninterested teenagers? It's comething obvious, isn't it? Something I should be able to get in an instant... it's not Kitty, is it? GRRRR! I kill you, BoM!! OK, maybe not. After all, humor like this is a rarity... DIE!*

*Excerpt from Fasheem's never-ending and often contradictory stream of consciousness.

Maybe a nicely roasted "cat of dimness" would cheer me up. Or maybe I should just hang her, er, it from my wall as a trophy to brighten my day, every day. Heh. I've made my own day now.

Fasheem
(forever jumping to conclusions)

[Breakfast of Mutants]

Greetings elficionadoes,

I also have recently become an admirer of Kurt Wagner who, in spite of his disfiguring case of bamfine foot and mouth disease, has done wonders for the Beef Lovers of America (BLA) group. Just as Spyke has done for the Milk and Cheese Foundation (MCF), and Wolverine has for the Water Bottlers Group (WBG) and the Make America Beautiful Through Recycling Foundation (MABTRF), Mr. Wagner's enthuastic endorsment of beef on TV has been a real boon for us. Mr. Wagner, if you are reading this, we're very interested in making you our official spokesman. We can offer an enticing stipand, and well as free medical treatment for your foot and mouth disease for the entire duration of your association with our group. If you are interested please reply.

Yours cordially,
Breakfast of Mutants,
chairman of
Beef Lovers of America